Dentists
Dentists. Not many people enjoy them. Most people need them. Dilbert is the only one who does not. Bananas also do not need a dentist but that is beside the point. The main thing that I find unsettling about them is that their job is to stab our teeth and gums with tiny metal pointy rods. Parents bring their children that they claim to love "to the moon and back" and then send them with a stranger who puts them in a in a big uncomfortable chair, where they lay in agony as a dentist pokes tiny metal spears in their mouths. They then proceed to ask questions about school and family that no one was prepared to answer. To make it worse they continue to prod your mouth with needles while you're trying to answer. Next, they spray water in your mouth with a tool only to suck it out immediately with another tool. One second you're like "Yes please, water, so thirsty from breathing through my mouth for the last twenty minutes" then bam! It's sucked out of your m...